Friday, October 19, 2012

Heidi Chronicles

Ruthlessly stolen from someone who ruthlessly stole it from Heidi, creator of The Heidi FAQ.

Q. What is Mary wearing?
A. Honestly, who gives a shit? It's almost midnight and Mary is in a mood. The country's going to hell-in-a-handbasket, and Mary doesn't even know if that phrase needs to be hyphenated or not, that's how grumpy she is.

Q. What kind of mood is Mary in?
A. See above.

Q. What are the factors currently affecting Mary's mood?
A. Desperate need for three days of absolute solitude and quiet and not worrying about anyone else's needs.

Q. What is Mary's situation vis-a-vis coffee?
A. Mary is looking forward to a peppermint mocha in the morning.

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